Bobby Fischer to be unearthed!
To conduct a paternity test, the Icelandic government is going to exhume the corpse of chess master, Bobby Fischer. As if Iceland’s economic woes weren’t enough!
To conduct a paternity test, the Icelandic government is going to exhume the corpse of chess master, Bobby Fischer. As if Iceland’s economic woes weren’t enough!
July 7, 2010 at 4:08 pm
The exhumation of Bobby Fischer has revealed a genetic mutation causing extreme post-mortem dwarfism. Further investigation has revealed several as yet unidentified foreign objects placed in seemingly strategic points throughout the body. These objects resembled miniature pewter beets or onions. Fischer’s remains are currently being examined at a molecular level.